More kettles
RIGHT! Now everyone has two kettles and a toaster each, there is no room left for actual work. Not that it really matters as the clowns stopped working months ago, we got them kettles then they wanted toasters. We got them toasters and they demanded better kettles as the cheap ones we bought weren’t reliable enough, well that was the last straw so we stood firm and refused to give them fancy kettles. It almost worked. How could we to know that the clowns were capable of such cruelty? So instead of swapping the kettles for fancy ones, we...
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Just been told that the clowns have left the box, but they are refusing to work until we put the kettle back. We went over all this before Christmas, they know full why they can’t have a kettle. No one can have a kettle any more, but they demand special treatment. I’m really getting angry about those bloody clowns. I better go for a walk before I do something I regret.
read moreBack to work 2012
Back at work, it’s like I was never away. After a great Christmas and New Year I’m right back into the madness, this morning I spent an hour trying to convince the clowns to come out of the box we keep them in over the Christmas period. They refused to budge. All six of them are entwined in that box and I just can’t be arsed to unravel them all. Nothing but a mess of noses, big shoes and plastic hair. As if that wasn’t bad enough the chap I left in charge of the helicopter hasn’t oiled the bits that make it...
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